Christmas Day False Hype: Miami Heat vs. Los Angeles Lakers

If the Miami Heat vs. the Los Angeles Lakers game does not live up to the hype, do not be surprised. The NBA players do not always play hard, so the real Hollywood action may take place off the court. This article is about “Don’t Blame The Player If He Has A Bad Game.”

Lamar Odom
Don’t Blame Lamar Odom if he has a bad Christmas day game it just means the lovely and stunning Khloe Kardashian put too much candy in the tub and in the bedroom and all over her body on Christmas Eve, which means Lamar Odom is missing layups because he has a tummy ache.

Dwyane Wade
Don’t Blame Dwyane Wade if he has a bad Christmas day game it just means Siovaughn Wade flew to Los Angeles to remind him he did spend enough money on her and the kids for the holidays. It is not over until she decides the relationship is over. Dwayne may have to bail Gabrielle Union out of jail if she gives Siovaughn a black eye.

LeBron James
Don’t Blame Lebron James is he has a bad Christmas day game it just means he was caught cheating with Kim Kardashian while she is home for the holidays and Savannah Brinson somehow found out. The Heat will really be on LeBron when he gets back to South Beach and Brinson delivers a few choice words to the self proclaimed King.

Andrew Bynum
Don’t Blame Andrew Bynum if he has a bad Christmas day game it just means he stayed out too late and did not get enough rest. Bynum will be partying with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion and who would be worried about coming to play a basketball game when you are busy trying to play the field.

Pau Gasol
Don’t blame Pau Gasol if he has a bad Christmas day game it just means he took the good samaritan theme to heart. Pau Gasol will be busy on Christmas Eve performing some emergency surgeries at the Good Samaritan Hospital. Surgery went great, but ran late so Gasol simply did not get enough rest for the game.

On a serious note, the meeting between the Miami Heat and Los Angeles Lakers should be the top game of the regular season in the NBA. The world will be watching on Christmas. If it does live up to the hype great. If it doesn’t live up to the hype, don’t blame the players. The NBA players really are not huge on accountability these days.