NFL Superstar Chad Ochocinco Has ‘No Nookie Clause’ With Evelyn Lozada

Chad Ochocinco has never hid the fact that he is not a fast learner and that he is not sure what he would be doing if he was not a professional football player. If you are rooting for him to pick up the intricate Patriots’ offense, there is only one woman who can make that happen. Since Evelyn Lozada is sure to get married to him in the off season, she has to do the unthinkable, which is to invoke a nookie clause until the wedding or at least until he fully learns the playbook.  If she does, he is sure to learn the offense in less than a week.  He is one horny dude.  It is scary to think, but the lovely Lozada controls whether Ochocinco will ever reach his potential in a Pats’ uniform.